Plant Marker

Price range: $3.00 through $5.00

***If ordering two or more markers, please let me know which sayings you would like in the notes section at check out. ** If there is no note stating which sayings you would like, multiple of the same saying will be sent. ***

Turn your garden into a laugh-filled paradise with these cheeky 3.5” wooden plant markers! Perfect for houseplants, herb gardens, or outdoor beds.
Made from durable, eco-friendly wood, these markers are the ideal combo of function and fun.

Whether you’re a seasoned plant parent or a notorious plant neglecter, these markers bring personality to your pots while helping you keep track of your greens. Great as gifts, stocking stuffers, or just a treat for yourself—because your plants deserve some personality, too.

Highlights:

  • Size: Approximately 3.5” tall – perfect for pots, planters, and garden beds
  • Material: Natural wood with engraved or printed sayings
  • Sayings range from punny to downright sarcastic
  • Great for gifts, garden parties, or your own green haven

Let your plants say what you’re really thinking—because watering is hard, and humor helps.

***If ordering two or more markers, please let me know which sayings you would like in the notes section at check out. ** If there is no note stating which sayings you would like, multiple of the same saying will be sent. ***

Sayings

Freakin’ Dying, Survivor, Pour Me A Drink, Plant Lady, Not Dead, Mothers Day

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